Finally, I Can Breathe!

15 Feb

Jesus, this week was extra-crazy. I’m back to my normal self today. Was traveling yesterday and sat next to this guy who decided to tell me all about his recent rehab stint and how he’s a history professor at NYU. Right. Then he mentioned his brother works at W+K and wants to move out here, so I gave him my card because I’m still desperate for people. Instead of an email from the brother, I get this:

Fucking Weirdo

Then, on Valentine’s Day, I get this psycho one-liner:

Valentines

His brother better not fucking call me. I will reach through the phone and beat the hell out of him.
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3 Responses to “Finally, I Can Breathe!”

  1. m.leland February 15, 2008 at 10:55 am #

    Nothing says future husband like “recent rehab stint.”

  2. Rehab Stint History Prof February 15, 2008 at 1:26 pm #

    Hi.

    Wow.

    Found your blog.

    You’re as funny as you are fit and fine.

    Glad you got my notes. I can tell you’re joking about my brother. Actualy, I was joking too. I don’t have a brother. I only said that to get your card.

    Anyway, I was reading around here and I see you like to drink. I do too. That whole rehab thing is for pussies. I did it, but they didn’t teach me anything I didn’t know. It was more or less just an excuse for a vacation, and with NYU footing the bill, I said “Why not?” I can handle my drink and drugs.

    So, how about we get together for a PARTAY?

    Do you have a MySpace or a Facebook? Nevermind – I’ll find it! 😉

  3. Professor Luker February 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm #

    Hey (you).

    That email was marked ‘Personal and Confidential’.

    Still, knowing you took the time to post it on your blog makes me feel like we have a real connection.

    Come see me some time during office hours.

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