I always suspected that drinking diet soda would make wonderful things happen to me. That men all over the world would sit in their offices and daydream about Agency Tart because she stays so thin and beautiful by drinking Tab. This shit can’t be real – the 70s were pretty lame, but I’m fairly sure women didn’t want to be Stepford Wives, even then. Or did they?
(via Jezebel)
Agency Tart 