If I Think About It Too Much, I’ll Vomit

6 Dec

Went out with some clients last night and when we got in my car at the end of the night, this exchange occurred:

Jennifer: Your creative director is a hottie.
Me: What?
Jennifer: Yeah, if I wasn’t married and he wasn’t married, I’d be all about that.
Anna: He is really cute.
Me: {snort} Please. He looks like a character from Avenue Q. Plus, he’s an egotistical asshole.
Anna: Uh…he’s just like you.
Me: So I’m an asshole?

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