Does Halloween Suck?

11 Oct

Yes. There’s nothing remotely good about that POS holiday. Unless you’re SWF, whose main goal is to look like a slut/whore/trollop/lady of the night. She was going to dress up like a belly dancer for our company Halloween party, but now she’s going to be a smelly pirate hooker. No costume needed.

Adrants linked to this stupid ass Ouija board thing, just in time for the holiday. Problem with it is, every time I asked it a question, it either said “soon” or “yes”, which means my sex life is going to get really good, “soon”. “Yes!” I totally believe in this thing.

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