Client email to one of my project managers:
“Hi! I’m contacting you about moving the retail Web Site from your server to ares. Can you provide information on the web Site such is it as a static Web site and our their any people associated with it? In addition can we have any supported files such as Photoshops layered files that we can use for any tweaks that we need to due.”
WTF. Seriously? People like this should die.