…while I go shopping. I deserve it. Give me a break.
- Don’t tell my mother I work in an advertising agency – she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. -Jacques Seguel
- One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. -Bertrand Russell
- A vice-president in an advertising agency is a ‘molehill man.’ A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 A.M. and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 P.M. to make this molehill into a mountain. -Fred Allen
- The number of agency people required to shoot a commercial on location is in direct proportion to the mean temperature of the location. -Shelby Page
- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -Steven Wright
- Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler
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