I Gave You My Heart But You Wanted My Soul

25 Sep

We responded when you said you wanted us on site more often to work with your in-house team. We came to your home for dinner and met your bizarre wife and evil children. One account manager has turned into your servile sycophant. We even donated to your favorite charity.  I’m okay with all that. Well, I was okay, until this morning. One of my ae’s on the account couldn’t make a status meeting at the client’s office and calls me to fill in. I call the client and let him know I’m on my way.  He asks me to pick up coffee and, I’m not joking, his dry cleaning. “It’s right next door to Starbucks! Please?” Come on. Too bad they were closed. I mean, I think they were. It was hard to tell while I was driving past.

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