Friday Tomfoolery

14 Sep

I just knew this morning was going to be a hot mess. Had to come in extra early because I needed to get 2 presentations to Europe before lunchtime. Rounding the corner I hear our managing partner screaming in his office, “200 thousand dollars? That’s what you’re going to fuck me on? Well fuck you!” I have no clue what that was about, but I knew better than to walk past his open door. But he heard my heels. I’m wearing flats from now on. I slink in his office waiting to get slammed for not closing my latest deal. Instead, he starts maniacally laughing about an interactive award we just won for one of my accounts. Later today he’ll probably fire 5 people. I should stop drinking Rockstar now and take a pill.


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