Ad Business Development Success Equation

14 Sep

Fake boobs + Restalyne + Hair Extensions + Botox + Veneers = Closing Deals Left and Right

Not really. Our shop has the lowest amount of closed jobs in a year and I believe this is directly in relation to the continued “beauty” enhancements of our main salesperson. I think her shiny, Chiclet-like horse teeth are scaring potential clients away. Who would believe we’re an exceptional, forward-thinking digital agency with a floozy with an IQ the same as the # of equal sides of a scalene triangle selling our services?

 

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