Liquor. Tart. Bad.

7 Sep

My phone rings at 6:12 am. It’s my boss, who again forgets that I am far away in another time zone. Asks me about a banner campaign that goes live this afternoon. I am possibly still drunk, but fool him into believing I know what I’m talking about. Ad serving. EyeWonder. It’s all good. I think I used those words.  One piece of advice: never drink deeply from an open vitamin water that’s on the desk when you wake up. It could contain an entire mini bottle of Belvedere and that could taste really bad.  Also, if you start drinking without eating anything since breakfast, stop talking after your third glass of wine. Oh. Damn. I’m talking about myself.


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