During my usual morning run to Starbucks, I have this conversation with the guy that works there (let’s call him Lou):
Lou: Why are you always smiling? Are you that happy to go to work in the morning?
Me: I love my job – I’m lucky.
Lou: What do you do?
Me: I’m in advertising.
Lou: So you get to lie for a living. I once married a girl who was in PR. She sold me on the whole package and after we got married I realized I’d been had. She was just doing her job. You’re probably just like her.