I got back from my business trip and walked in the back door so I could sneak to my office. Not 2 steps into the building I hear my name yelled and footsteps running toward me – I then get tackled by our operations manager who keeps repeating how much she missed me. She shoves a Sephora bag into my hands with 3 bottles of perfume I’ve been wanting and says she’s so glad I’m back. It’s just then that I notice she’s wearing the same brown dress I bought a few weeks ago. She says, “Don’t you love it! Now I can look just like you!” and there’s no sarcasm there. I think my plans have changed to include moving out of the country.