No Vampires Here This Morning

16 Jul

One of our VPs is coming back from a long weekend in the Bahamas today and I’m chomping at the bit. I guess I wasn’t the only one to fuck with him. Some of my co-workers came in over the weekend and filled his office with garlic cloves. They said they read it online somewhere, so they put it in his phone mouthpiece, under his desk, in the air vent, under the carpet, in his jacket pockets on his coat rack – basically everywhere. They did it Saturday morning, so I’m sure it’s rank by now. The only bad thing is, I have a status update with him at 10 in his office. But I’m completely willing to suffer for the cause at this point!


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