50k is like 50 cents in my pocket..

1 Jun

…I can’t do jack with it. When a client came to me today and said, “I have a very large chunk of marketing dollars that I’d like to allocate towards interactive,” I guffawed and spit some of my Diet Coke into their face. Okay, I lied – I didn’t do the spitting part. But 50k? Come on! What on earth can you really do for that anymore – I almost suggested he get some coupons printed for The Clipper mailer and be done with it.  I’m at a total loss – maybe I just need a few cocktails and I’ll come up with something compelling and brilliant by Monday.

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