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	<description>Leveraging Ad Agency Life</description>
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		<title>Okay, Okay!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What can I say? I&#8217;m a lazy bitch. 4 pitches in 3 weeks and traveling can kill a girl. Tomorrow&#8217;s my last big pitch with a global bank - and then I&#8217;ll have my sense of humor back along with all kinds of juicy agency gossip. For example&#8230;why does one of my account managers need [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/okay-okay/</link>
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		<title>Talkin Money With The Client</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have an account manager who breaks out in hives when he has to talk budgets with his clients. He starts stammering and making excuses for why he can&#8217;t call the client. Forget it if something&#8217;s out of scope and we need a change order&#8230;that may as well be the end of the world. So [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/talkin-money-with-the-client/</link>
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		<title>Traveling Is Fun.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m on the phone with one of my colleagues who was traveling yesterday to a big client meeting in Denver. Her flight was delayed so she spent 4 hours an airport bar and then missed her next flight by 5 minutes.
Marissa: Hold on a sec. I have to talk to the gate attendant.
Me: Sure.
Marissa (to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/traveling-is-fun/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Back, Bitches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, I said I&#8217;d have a decision tonight. Guinness, Jameson back, Guinness, Jameson back. Ugh. Unfortunately was sober by midnight, when I was getting an unwanted lap dance by some pre-law student named Summer who insisted she knew me from her pilates class. Anyway, I&#8217;ve decided to keep it up - what the fuck all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/im-back-bitches/</link>
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		<title>Quitting Is For Quitters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love blogging about advertising. I also love exploiting the idiosyncrasies and downright stupidity of my coworkers here at the agency. But I&#8217;m out of steam and considering giving up Agency Tart. Haven&#8217;t quite decided, but I&#8217;m sure after getting liquored up tonight, I&#8217;ll have made some kind of decision. Will keep you posted. Will [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/quitting-is-for-quitters/</link>
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		<title>Digital Aspirations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a broadcast reel for Digital Kitchen&#8217;s 2007 work, but you can easily see this translated to the web. At least that&#8217;s what our agency is striving towards. Sofa king amazing. I&#8217;ve watched it twice already this morning.

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		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/digital-aspirations/</link>
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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t This Happen To Me?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. There&#8217;s not enough mile high action in my life. Invariably, I end up sitting next to someone who just got released from prison or rehab. One might assume I would go for someone like that, but ever since I got my chola tear removed I seem to be able to date men who&#8217;ve never [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/why-cant-this-happen-to-me/</link>
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		<title>Day of Deadlines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s so much going on here today - sites launching, SOWs due, coffee to drink, people to harass, that I&#8217;m not sure where to start. I&#8217;m always fascinated by other interactive agencies&#8217; sites. Ours is so boring and corporate I want to throw up every time I see it. But this one for Deadline Advertising [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/day-of-deadlines/</link>
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		<title>Preparing For Client Meetings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know when you drink excessively at an incredibly boring Sunday night party and then take a sleeping pill (or 2 - you have a big meeting in the morning!), you pass out in approximately 2.3 minutes but then wake up at 4 am with the mother of all headaches and a  tongue that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/preparing-for-client-meetings/</link>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Care You Went To Miami</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a girl in our shop who just got back from a client visit in Miami. She&#8217;s never traveled for work apparently because all she can do this morning is talk about taking her client out to dinner (probably to Red Lobster) and the hotel in which she stayed (the ultra-luxe Courtyard). Now I hear [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/i-dont-care-you-went-to-miami/</link>
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