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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Call, You Don&#8217;t Write</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I forgot to post about slicing babies in half. And now I&#8217;ve forgotten what the exact topic was because I&#8217;ve been in an alcoholic haze for 3 days. But I am sofa king happy &#8211; our agency just took 8 figures of business away from my nemesis and they don&#8217;t know yet. They find [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1291&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/08/04/you-dont-call-you-dont-write/</link>
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		<title>Slicing Babies In Half</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at the local drinking my usual and celebrating that my client used the phrase &#8220;slicing babies in half&#8221; to describe their internal dev processes. I&#8217;m still deciding what that means, but I&#8217;ll post an update (and photos) in the morning after this last, and 5th, Jameson. 
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		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/slicing-babies-in-half/</link>
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		<title>Another MD Good Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me thinks our MD is not going to last long. The CEO of our parent company flew in Friday evening from his summer home in Provence (really). When I asked him at lunch today how his trip into the city was, this exchange occured:
CEO: The cab driver didn&#8217;t know where he was going and couldn&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1288&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/another-md-good-time/</link>
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		<title>Our MD Is A Fucking Idiot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was having a calm day. A couple of snags with a big project that might impact the delivery date but nothing that could sway me from my fabulous, caffeine-fueled mood. Until our MD sends this email to my entire team and copies the client ON ACCIDENT!

&#62; From: MD
&#62; To: All
&#62; Date: Thu, 24 Jul [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1284&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/our-md-is-a-fucking-idiot/</link>
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		<title>This Is For You SWF</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Single White Female hasn&#8217;t been bothering me as much anymore since I promoted her to &#8220;senior&#8221; account executive (we don&#8217;t have any other AEs in the office, but she doesn&#8217;t seem to notice..). But this morning she came in my office, situated herself on my couch and began to tell me about her weekend at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1273&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/this-is-for-you-swf/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Make Me Wait For Coffee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s possible our agency has the smallest break room in the entire universe. I stood there for 10 minutes waiting to get to the coffee machine and each second that passed, I was plotting the death of the pleated pants-wearing sales guy in front of me. I&#8217;m headed to present wireframes to one of my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1267&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/dont-make-me-wait-for-coffee/</link>
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		<title>Oh Hell No</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Boston today for a huge online branding presentation to my biggest client. My nemesis agency was there as the client&#8217;s overall brand presence. What corporate ass-kissing fuckheads. Anyway, our travel booker-person made me share a room with a project manager on the team. Agency Tart does not share rooms. We all got appropriately liquored [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1263&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/oh-hell-no/</link>
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		<title>Email Marketing At Its Finest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got forwarded a chain email from our director of finance this morning. I would dare say that 95% of people in our shop are agnostic/atheist/just don&#8217;t give a fuck, and I am obviously in the &#8220;don&#8217;t care&#8221; category. Not going to print the whole email, but here are some choice excerpts:
&#8220;Sit back and watch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1262&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/email-marketing-at-its-finest/</link>
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		<title>Must Possess Good Fashion Sense</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this chick here at the shop who fascinates and horrifies me at the same time. She&#8217;s client facing and manages one of our largest entertainment clients. Yet she looks like she just rolled up in a minivan with her 4 juice box toting, Cheerio-laden kids. There should be a rule that if you work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1258&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/must-possess-good-fashion-sense/</link>
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		<title>Avenue A and Breakfast Tacos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Was totally anticipating Avenue A/Razorfish&#8217;s new corporate site to be amazing &#8211; almost reminded me of Goldman Sach&#8217;s site in a way when it starts off. Then it just turns into every other agency site out there. It&#8217;s almost identical to ours in content &#8211; but then again, what else can you put on there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1256&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/avenue-a-and-breakfast-tacos/</link>
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