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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Call, You Don&#8217;t Write</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I forgot to post about slicing babies in half. And now I&#8217;ve forgotten what the exact topic was because I&#8217;ve been in an alcoholic haze for 3 days. But I am sofa king happy &#8211; our agency just took 8 figures of business away from my nemesis and they don&#8217;t know yet. They find [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1291&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at the local drinking my usual and celebrating that my client used the phrase &#8220;slicing babies in half&#8221; to describe their internal dev processes. I&#8217;m still deciding what that means, but I&#8217;ll post an update (and photos) in the morning after this last, and 5th, Jameson. 
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		<title>Another MD Good Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me thinks our MD is not going to last long. The CEO of our parent company flew in Friday evening from his summer home in Provence (really). When I asked him at lunch today how his trip into the city was, this exchange occured:
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		<title>Oh Hell No</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Boston today for a huge online branding presentation to my biggest client. My nemesis agency was there as the client&#8217;s overall brand presence. What corporate ass-kissing fuckheads. Anyway, our travel booker-person made me share a room with a project manager on the team. Agency Tart does not share rooms. We all got appropriately liquored [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1263&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this chick here at the shop who fascinates and horrifies me at the same time. She&#8217;s client facing and manages one of our largest entertainment clients. Yet she looks like she just rolled up in a minivan with her 4 juice box toting, Cheerio-laden kids. There should be a rule that if you work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1258&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Avenue A and Breakfast Tacos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was totally anticipating Avenue A/Razorfish&#8217;s new corporate site to be amazing &#8211; almost reminded me of Goldman Sach&#8217;s site in a way when it starts off. Then it just turns into every other agency site out there. It&#8217;s almost identical to ours in content &#8211; but then again, what else can you put on there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1256&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reduce Ad Agency Overhead</title>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/07/11/reduce-ad-agency-overhead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Email from my favorite rotund MD to senior management:
&#8220;All:
i&#8217;ve been looking over the timesheets during my downtime in milan. we have more than a few people who are only 50% billable &#8211; yet you&#8217;re still hiring. This must stop. Immediately. If your people are not at least 70% utilization, let them go by end [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1255&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Okay, Okay!!</title>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/okay-okay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can I say? I&#8217;m a lazy bitch. 4 pitches in 3 weeks and traveling can kill a girl. Tomorrow&#8217;s my last big pitch with a global bank &#8211; and then I&#8217;ll have my sense of humor back along with all kinds of juicy agency gossip. For example&#8230;why does one of my account managers need [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1248&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Talkin Money With The Client</title>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/talkin-money-with-the-client/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have an account manager who breaks out in hives when he has to talk budgets with his clients. He starts stammering and making excuses for why he can&#8217;t call the client. Forget it if something&#8217;s out of scope and we need a change order&#8230;that may as well be the end of the world. So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1246&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Back, Bitches</title>
		<link>http://agencytart.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/im-back-bitches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I said I&#8217;d have a decision tonight. Guinness, Jameson back, Guinness, Jameson back. Ugh. Unfortunately was sober by midnight, when I was getting an unwanted lap dance by some pre-law student named Summer who insisted she knew me from her pilates class. Anyway, I&#8217;ve decided to keep it up &#8211; what the fuck all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=agencytart.wordpress.com&blog=883453&post=1244&subd=agencytart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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