Let’s Be Like IKEA

Or maybe it’s just a northern European/home improvement thing. Don’t get me wrong – the full screen video on this site for Jotun is great (creative by apt in Oslo). Very nicely done- everyone should be doing this – video in boxes/players is so 2005. Oh damn. One of my main projects right now has a lady in a box. It’s a nice box in 3D, but still a goddamn box. Try making up what the people are saying in the video – good times. Include a strap-on in the conversation and it’s really fun. The music on the site is totally bizarre. Makes me want to watch late night Cinemax or slit my wrists. I can’t decide.

(via The FWA)

Grow A Xmas Tree

The guys over at The FWA sent me the cutest e-card: Grow A Xmas Tree. So much fun – I sent everyone in the office a profanity-laden card already. Looks like it was done with Papervision and Flash, but I definitely could be wrong. Oh, and guys, I hate Christmas, too. Except for the drinking and catching the client services guy in the supply closet at the office party making out with some chick.

Looks Like My Co-Worker

Renee has a lot in common with the main character on this fabulous site for the German 3-D shop, Fifty Eight. She’s fat, has a big mouth, wears lots of ugly yellow clothes and I suspect may be bald. Check this site out – and when the red “Fight The Site” button appears periodically, be sure to click on it.