Agency Tart, Redux

Where, oh where, has Agency Tart been? I was probably on a bender for 2 years. I really don’t remember except for that one night with the trans-gender from Digitas. All I know is I’m sitting in a new fancy-schmancy office,  in a new sort-of fancy-schmancy agency, with a bevy of smarmy account directors that report to me. There’s a 99% chance that one female AD is directly related to Sasquatch. Now if I can just snap a picture of this elusive beast, it will be a perfect way to get this shit started again.