In Boston today for a huge online branding presentation to my biggest client. My nemesis agency was there as the client’s overall brand presence. What corporate ass-kissing fuckheads. Anyway, our travel booker-person made me share a room with a project manager on the team. Agency Tart does not share rooms. We all got appropriately liquored up tonight and I passed out in my double bed. I just woke up to find the pm sitting on the side of my bed, staring at me with her crooked nose.
Me: wtf are you doing?
PM: You are beautiful
Me: Get the fuck off my bed.
PM: I know you feel this. Can I climb in with you?
Me: Get the fuck away from me.
PM: is this going to be weird tomorrow?
Me: Yes.
hilarious! Pathetic…but hilarious. Hope you get your own table at hotel breakfast buffet.
Shoot. I was hoping you’d call in with a hot story for us tomorrow.
This book is going to be beyond your average Chick Lit.
Just be thankful you’re not a guy, and that the pm wasn’t a guy as well…
I find the whole thing not only disturbing but also disgusting. I would have had that PM thrown out of the hotel on her arse. And I’m a dude!
“is this going to be weird tomorrow?
Um, tomorrow?
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seriously, you should start videotaping this shit !
i am sure your channel on youtube will rock