I got forwarded a chain email from our director of finance this morning. I would dare say that 95% of people in our shop are agnostic/atheist/just don’t give a fuck, and I am obviously in the “don’t care” category. Not going to print the whole email, but here are some choice excerpts:
“Sit back and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you know he loves.”
“Let’s see if Satan can stop this one!”
“I would rather live my life as there is a God and die to find out there isn’t than live my life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is.”
Apparently, our agency is now based in the heart of the bible belt and we’ll all be drinking sweet tea and wearing long skirts any minute. I’ll post later after I repent my sins.


Hey! I resent that sweet tea comment. The rest, not so much.