I’m Back, Bitches March 4, 2008
Well, I said I’d have a decision tonight. Guinness, Jameson back, Guinness, Jameson back. Ugh. Unfortunately was sober by midnight, when I was getting an unwanted lap dance by some pre-law student named Summer who insisted she knew me from her pilates class. Anyway, I’ve decided to keep it up - what the fuck all else do I have to do except make snarky remarks about the fake boob chick down the hall and our megalomaniac ecd (who I suspect has secret plans to poison one of my account managers - more on that later). Maybe I just need a new layout like Jetpacks suggested. And I mean layout in the loosest of terms. Back later today after I pass out for a couple of hours and wash the strip club grime off me. I feel so dirty! I feel so dirty!
fantastic news. great to hear. do you happen to have summer’s number?
Welcome back even though you were never gone. Now scrub that club grime and pilates-spooge off.
Glad to hear you’re keeping it up. Reading you blog gets me through the day…..mostly.
I look forward to learning his plans to poison one of my brethren account managers. Perhaps I will learn how to avoid a similar fate or at least die in a dramatic pose.
dont you dare write about me and my fake boobs!!!
why dont you try talking about the botox shots that i got for a change
Yay! This bitch is glad you are back.
Woohoo!