Hate Agency Partnerships. Hate Them. December 18, 2007
Ugh. Just got a call from an AE at an agency that farms stuff out to us.
AE: Can you do 14 expandables with video by Monday?
Me: No.
AE: Why? Oh..and we need them sent to the ad serving firm by Thursday.
Me: Do you need us to do the video production?
AE: Yes. We have a couple of talent choices ready.
Me: Do you have a script?
AE: We thought you could do that.


Do you work with our agency? I think that I overheard an AE have that same conversation with someone today…
That sounds like every client and or agency without production/creative I know… Could be anyone or anywhere.
You: You suck.
AE: Why?
You: Because you can’t do shit and you get paid for it.
AE: We bring you business.
You: Fuck you, cocklord. You bring me pain.
AE: Just get it done, please.
You: Make me.
AE: Let me speak to your supervisor.
You: Eat shit, numbnuts. (click)