Walked into one of the conference rooms this morning to show my workout progress to one of our big wigs who works out at the same gym as me. I was just going to hold out my arm so he could feel my enormous bicep, but instead he grabbed my ass. Grabbed my ass. Not once. Not twice. But 3 times in less than a minute. He’s taking “interactive” a little too literally, I think.


I know that guy. But then, don’t we all?