It’s mean, I know. I wouldn’t say it if she wasn’t such a huge conniving bitch with an agenda. You’re a freaking assistant project manager who talks on the phone to your boyfriend for 3 hours a day and files your nails for the rest! Get over yourself! Meow. Spot for Life Savers by Energy BBDO.
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Amazing. So very amazing.
That made me laugh