Too Many Donuts, Not Enough Grease

When you drink 3 gin and tonics and take an ambien right before bed, you invariably hurt pretty badly in the morning. Usually, my solution is to eat something incredibly greasy and fattening, and I feel better immediately. This morning, I didn’t have time to stop for any sausage-cheese-egg-hashbrown-biscuit goodness, so I was stuck with the normal 6 boxes of Dunkin’ Donuts in the break room. I ate 9 Munchkins and seriously think I could vomit at any moment. They were tasty going down, but gin and donuts don’t mix. Remember this, kids. Halloween tv spot for Munchkins below.