Or else I’m having a heart attack. Does anyone have a xanax? Is it bad I’m writing this from under my desk? I came this close to losing a 5 million dollar/year client today because of an “anonymous” email someone sent to the CEO, saying we effed up a campaign. But thanks to Google and LinkedIn, and someone who was too much of a dumbass to truly conceal their identity, I deduced the masked bandit was from our competitor. I went from tears to panicky laughter, back to tears in less than an hour and my eyeliner is now lining my jaw. A pox on their shop.
I’d tell you who it is, but that’s not how I roll. Here’s a bizarre banner ad for Chinese delivery in Switzerland (I think) designed by they-who-must-not-be-named.
courtesy of BannerBlog



I dislike foul play from competitors. I especially dislike past clients that were loosely in contract with you but decides to name a competitor as their AOR in the trades. I won’t say who, because that’s not how I roll either. I will say Crocs are ugly, ugly shoes.
I dislike foul play from competitors. I especially dislike clients that were loosely in contract with an agency but decide to go public in the trades naming a competitor as their AOR. I will not say who because that’s not how I roll either. I will say Crocs are ugly, ugly shoes.